We asked ChatGPT to explain the divorce process like a Taylor Swift song.
The results:
(Verse 1)
In the heart of the courthouse, emotions run high,
A love story unraveling beneath the clear blue sky.
Once upon a time, we were hand in hand,
But now we stand divided in this barren, shifting sand.
(Chorus)
It’s a courtroom drama, like a Taylor Swift song,
Love and heartbreak, right and wrong.
We’ve got our lawyers, our witnesses in line,
Telling the judge our tale, one last time.
(Verse 2)
Our love story, it started out so sweet,
But now we’re tangled in a legal, bitter feat.
The papers filed, the vows we made undone,
We’ll find out now if we can be on our own.
(Chorus)
It’s a courtroom drama, like a Taylor Swift song,
Love and heartbreak, right and wrong.
We’ve got our lawyers, our witnesses in line,
Telling the judge our tale, one last time.
(Bridge)
There’s no turning back, the die is cast,
In this courthouse of the past.
We’ll divide our memories, our dreams, and our tears,
And hope that justice eases all our fears.
(Verse 3)
We’ll hear the gavel fall, the final decree,
The end of our chapter, it’s time to set us free.
We’ll go our separate ways, but we’ll remember the good,
In this courtroom, the way we knew we should.
(Chorus)
It’s a courtroom drama, like a Taylor Swift song,
Love and heartbreak, right and wrong.
We’ve got our lawyers, our witnesses in line,
Telling the judge our tale, one last time.
(Outro)
Now we’re just two strangers in this divorce court’s haze,
But I hope you find your happiness in other ways.
Though our love story ends, another one will begin,
In this courtroom drama, where life goes on, my friend.